10 Killer & Free Troma Flicks

The Children (1980) - A nuclear-plant leak turns a bus-load of children into murderous atomic zombies with black fingernails.

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Rabid Grannies (1988) - Two elderly sisters invite their wonderful nieces and nephews to a dinner party in celebration of the sisters' upcoming birthdays. The one nephew who is not invited (the black sheep of the family); is a devil worshiper.  He got disowned by the aunties.  The rest of the guests are just waiting for their aunts to kick the bucket, leaving them with their inheritances. However, the naughty nephew sends a party gift that causes things to take a turn for the macabre: the aunties turn cannibal and get hungry!

This is a lovely flick for the whole family, good wholesome family fun!

The Taint (2011) - The water is tainted and poisons the minds of men. It turns them into monsters who want nothing more than to kill women.  Its is up to Phil OʼGinny and his friend, Misandra, to fight this evil!

Igor and the Lunatics (1985) -  Sixteen years ago, bloodshed experienced a wave of horrifying slaughter.  The townspeople finally caught up with Igor and his evil gang and locked them away to rot in prison, but now they're on out and on probation, and more deranged, demented, and deadly than before!

Screamplay (1985) - This is the story of screenwriter, Edgar Allen, who arrives in Hollywood carrying his most valuable possessions - a battered suitcase and a typewriter. He imagines scenes so vividly for the murder mystery he is writing that they seem to come to lie and oh they do!

Body Parts (1994) - When strippers at a local strip club start ending up dead and hacked to pieces, police begin questioning employees and patrons of the club.

Parts of the Family (2003) -  Inside an old, dilapidated house is a tragic past. One evening a family of four is hacked to pieces.  The beautiful housekeeper, who resides with the family, Ella, survives.  Lovely Ella is one day kidnapped by failed bank robber, Jason Goodis.  Unfortunately for Jason, Ella has an unquenchable thirst for blood!  Outside, the house is surrounded by police.  Down in the basement there is an unseen restless stirring.

As the tension mounts, Jason Goodis can’t fight the urge to escape.  There are noises in the attic, sounds coming from the basement.  Ella lures him into the garden where he is grazed by a sniper’s bullet.  Jason will never be the same again!

Nightbeast (1982) -  Nightbeast is a sci-fi horror flick that is an interpreted, stylistic remake of The Alien Factor. The story revolves around a small town sheriff who is charged with the task of stopping a rampaging alien from killing the residents of Perry Hall.

Pigs (1972) - A small town is turned upside down by the vicious murder of a dad by his daughter, who claims he sexually assaulted her.  She escapes from a locked psychiatric ward and travels way up into the country to hide out, only to find carnage that comes from the most unlikely of species.

She becomes employed at a diner run by a farmer, Zambrini, who has a bit of a dark recipe for murder.  Soon locals begin to disappear and Zambrini’s pig farm begins to mysteriously grow!  What secrets are held in the pig pen?

Rockabilly Vampire (1996) -  Irish is a tad obsessed with Elvis Presley.  She's having a bit of a problem with work, her landlord and her landlord's creepy son. One day she meets a billy greaser guy who's right up her alley and is stylin' Elvis. She falls hopelessly in love.  However, her guy is kinda a vampire.

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Three Hysterical Horror Movie Scenes

In no necessary order, these horror scenes have continued to entertain me for as long as it has been since I viewed them.  I share these with you guys for you to enjoy as I have!

Dead Alive - Zombie Baby

The Zombie Baby laughing is adorable and to think of a baby attacking you and you having to fight back at it kills me.  Baby's end is pretty stellar, too.  I think its cute!  He looks like Chunk's son!  Baby Ruth???  That is one happy little f*cker!

 Return of the Living Dead - Talking Half Corpse - It Hurts to Be Dead!

Ernie the undertaker asks the talking half corpse on the gurney why Zombies eat people and gets a reply.  "Not people, brains.", to which Ernie's reply is, "Why"?  Again, Ernie gets a reply, "The pain, the pain of being dead."  Just watch it.  She tells Ernie why, okay!!!!  

Trilogy of Terror - The Zuni Fetish Doll

I don't know why, but this has struck me funny as well as my little brother since were were really little! Ok, I do know why, because its freakin' funny! He used to call it the movie with the Woo Woo Doll in it.

 

Free Classic & Cult Horror - Watch Online

Check out SilverScream.net, where you can readily watch free black and white horror classics.

1.  Frankenstein (1910)

2.  Freaks (1932)

3.  Doctor X (1932)

Fullhorror.com also has some good classic picks as well as newer modern horror movies selections.

1.  Grave of the Vampire (1972)

2.  Carnival of Souls (1962) 

3.  Frankenstein's Daughter (1958)

Frightpix.com is a new site that has some really cool, diverse, mostly cult film selections you can watch for free online. They are newer movies, but I figured I would include them in this post, because there are movies you won't find anywhere else on this site and they support a ton of diverse devices!  They are a pretty good Troma site!

You can check out which devices are supported for use with this site here.  

There are a ton of supported devices such as Amazon Kindle, Apple iPhone, Apple iPad, Roku, XBox 360, and more!

1.  Devil In The Flesh

2.  Satan's Little Helper

3.  Toxic Avenger I, II & III

4.  Class of Nuke 'Em High I & II

Yidio.com

1.  Silent Night - Deadly Night (1984)

2.  Children of the Corn (1984)

3.  Maniac (Sex Maniac) (1934)

Viewster.com

1.  Bucket of Blood (1959)

2.  Nosferatu (1922)

3.  The Wasp Women (1959)

Rockabilly Vampire (1996)

Rockabilly Vampire's Synopsis Courtesy of IMDb 

Iris is stuck in the 50's. She is quite obviously a billy chick and like most if not all rockabilly enthusiasts, she loves Elvis.  Iris believes Elvis is still alive. She believes this because, when she was 14, she had a dream in which Elvis told her he was going into hiding. The next day, the news was all over that Elvis had died. Of course, the publishers to whom she is trying to sell her story tell her that she is a crackpot.

 

Iris and her goth friend Emma are sitting at the counter of the goth shoppe where they both work and discussing Iris's lack of a love life and Iris looks out the window and sees Elvis.  By the time Emma looks up, Elvis has disappeared. Yeah, it probably was just a vision, Iris agrees. Later that day, however, as Iris walks home, she bumps into Elvis again. It turns out that "Elvis" is really Eddie Vincent.

What Iris doesn't know is that Eddie Vincent is also a vampire, having been turned by his own brother Wrecks back in 1956 while on his way to an Elvis lookalike contest. Unlike Wrecks, Eddie doesn't like being a vampire, and he drinks human blood only when the craving becomes overwhelming and then only from drunks, thugs, and other undesirable persons.

When Wrecks and his two henchmen, T-Bone and Greasy, come looking for Eddie (so Wrecks can bite Eddie for the second time, which will place Eddie under his power for all eternity), Eddie goes on the defensive. Afraid that Wrecks might harm Iris, on whom Eddie is starting to get sweet, Eddie tells Iris that he and Wrecks are vampires and says a sad goodbye to Iris...but not fast enough.

Wrecks finds Iris at the local diner, having a fried banana sandwich on Wonder bread, and can tell from the smell that Eddie has been with her. When Wrecks begins to threaten Iris, the diner manager chases him out. Iris pays her bill and goes outside, where she finds Eddie, bloody-handed and standing over the dead manager, whose throat is equally as bloody. Eddie swears that it was Wrecks who did the killing and pleads with Iris to hide him at her apartment until they can figure out what to do.

Eddie is beginning to get hungry for blood. When Lorenzo, a Beatle wannabee who is also sweet on Iris, comes to inform her that, if she doesn't go out with him, he's going to get Juju the Voodoo Guru to put a love spell on her, Eddie and Beatle Boy get into a fight, and Eddie ends up drinking his blood (Beatle Boy's final words, "Help, I need somebody..."), finally convincing Iris that he's serious about being a vampire.

Now believing that Eddie needs blood, Iris (and Eddie), wearing red bandanas over their noses, stage a daring robbery of a blood bank, making off with a pint. Unfortunately, the blood is bad and Eddie barfs it up. Fearing that Eddie is fading fast, Iris offers him her neck. The next morning, Iris wakes up a vampire.

Meanwhile, Iris's scuzzy landlord Benny Lawalski, whose father was recently killed by what looks to Detective Crapoe like a vampire bite, notices Iris reading Carol Page's book Bloodlust, and he begins to get suspicious. While Iris is showing Emma the cool bites on her neck, Benny suddenly shows up at the shoppe with a crossbow, intending to destroy Iris.

Benny forces Iris to lead him to Eddie, who immediately overpowers Benny and knocks him out.  Eddie and Iris attempt to leave the apartment but they are seen by Wrecks and his henchmen who follow Eddie and Iris to the roof where they try to escape. Just as Wrecks starts to put the bite on Eddie, however, Benny shows up and shoots a wooden dart through Wrecks' heart. Benny then strangles T-Bone with a string of garlic and sends another dart through Greasy's heart.

When Benny turns the crossbow on Eddie, Iris steps in front of him and takes the dart herself. Wrecks wakes up just long enough to bite Benny's neck, while Eddie pulls the dart from Iris's chest. Fortunately, it missed her heart. When Iris has healed enough to travel, Eddie steals a red convertible, and they both drive off together to find Elvis. 

Dead Time Stories & - My Childhood Favorites

Dead Time Stories, a 1986 horror comedy flick was one of my childhood favorites.  This is not to be confused with George Romero's Dead Time Stories or the Nickelodeon Show.  I watched it on vacation with my family deep in Northern New Hampshire, where you can imagine there isn't crap to do.  I didn't live in NH at the time.  I grew up in the inner city in Masschusetts, where it as not quiet and there were not very many trees, mountains, and things in nature unless hookers and junkies are what you expect to see in nature.

I enjoyed the twisted stylings given to Goldilocks & The Three Bears with the psychotic family meeting the equally disturbed Goldilocks with her nekro collection of exes.  I also loved Little Red Ridinghood's tale, where the big bad wolf was a drug dealer and Little Red Ridinghood was an attractive teenage girl in a red jogging suit.

However, my favorite story was an original, which was a combination of a few tales such as Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, and that type of theme, where three witches resurrect their sister.  It was sort of like the precursor to a much more sinister Hocus Pocus.

The story is narrated by a babysitting uncle who is watching his nephew and twisting tales into his own to entertain himself.  The only person in the film of note (I guess.) is Scott Valentine from Family Ties, you know, Mallory's Boyfriend Nick, 'ey....

Magoga is my idol!  I want to rise from the dead and go kill everything that gets in my way.  Actually, in my yearbook this kid signed it and that was his life advice for me, "Kill everything that gets in your way.". 

IMDB gives it a 4.2 and I concur. 

You can watch it right here in the YouTube video player below!  Enjoy!!!

 

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Dead Time Stories on DVD