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I'm such a ghost-hunter fan, but only when shows come on TV that aren't BS and aren't shot in that stupid green infrared cam that looks like you are lurking around in Buffalo Bill's basement, say, you about a size 14?

I've always had a problem with Buffalo Bill, you know since my answer to that question would be um, crap, yeah, I am, can ya not kill me please, and I'm wicked weak and out of shape, so no, I can't help you out with that couch.

You'd probably have a better chance with broken bones.  I'll probably just drop it on your leg so you can have a broken arm and a broken leg.  Fat chance, Buffalo Bill, I will not be part of your lady suit, mo fo!!!

But, anyway, since Bill is dead and I assure you, I cannot smell any of you, not even the type of cream you are wearing....even so, he's not real anyway, I digress....

Did we see the episode of My Ghost Story with the nurse and the catatonic patient?  Its called, "Trapped".  That scared the ever living bejesus out of me...

Its on the Bio Channel at 9 pm Eastern & 8 pm Central on Saturday nights when you guys are probably out having fun and I'm at home watching ghost-related shows.  I no longer have a boyfriend who can chill with me in bed and watch those shows, oh wait, my last bf didn't watch those shows anyway.  No, he's not dead, but I wish he was!  Just kidding...anyway, yeah...so...I tried to find a clip on the Bio website, but it told me f**k no, you can't have one.  Yes, websites speak to me, they do!  They told me you can watch it at this link since I could not actually post the freaking video here.  "They" told me!!!!

Trapped - Clip: My Haunted House Full Episodes and Videos - Biography.com

It'd also be groovy if the website told us when its on, but you know what, it doesn't.

Ok, well, DailyMotion, however, does have the entire episode.  I love you DailyMotion.  Good looking out! But damn you for making me sign up for your affiliate thing so I could post this, so I will just post the link since I'm sure you guys don't feel like waiting until I someday get approved, efffffff!!!!!

Here it is, at long last, for the love of god, really?

Now, on to other matters...Paranormal Witness... 

Yes, so new episodes on Wednesday 9 Eastern, 8 Central, do we have a date with SyFy???  Good...

Its Season 3, apparently, and although this is still one of the better paranormal shows, the stories aren't as super as they used to be, but they all can't be A Haunting, can they?  I miss that show!!!!

Season 2 was the best season with the Dybbuk box and stuff.  I wonder if that movie the Possession is based on that guy's story????

You can watch that one here, which is like the best one ever! 

The dybbuk box, by the way, is for sale on eBay, I'm good, I don't want it!  The real one from the show was for sale on eBay, but I don't think this is actually it, which means some a-hole bought it.  Good luck, pal!  Watch the episode and you will get it.  They actually say it was for sale on eBay on the episode, wow!!!  MMMM, yeah, I'm good, or was it the movie, I don't know, something like that.

The Conjuring?

I am pretty excited about the Conjuring, but I hope it doesn't end up sucking like the stupid Paranormal Activity franchise, which is lame and unscary on all levels.

The Conjuring, stars Vera Farmiga (aka Norma Bates) and Patrick Wilson (who I think is the guy from Hard Candy - the one who gets strapped to the chair) as Ed and Lorraine Warren (the ultra famous New England paranormal investigators), who assist and investigate the Perron family's paranormal case in their Rhode Island home.  The Conjuring is expected for release on July 19, 2013.  Lorraine, is of course a psychic and Ed is a demonologist.  They are the couple who worked on the Amityville Horror house as well as on the case in which A Haunting in Connecticut is based.  Ed is now deceased, RIP Mr. Ed Warren!  I wish Lorraine could be my new Grammy.  I already have two, though. 

The Possession

I was hopeful and I can't say The Possession totally delivered, but it was a decent flick with a completely different spin on peeps being possessed.  I also can't say I am an eternal optimist.  I'm quite the pessimist, so did you really think I would have anything that good to say!?  I gotta tell ya when the little girl sticks the fork in her father's hand, I was kinda sold right there.  I'm pretty sure, however, I saw an episode of Paranormal Witness when the story was exactly the same, from which The Possession clearly stemmed, but I am just speculating.  I definitely will steer clear of purchasing wooden boxes with crafty etching at family yard and estate sales of my Jewish neighbors and friends.  Creepy!  I guess that would really suck if my kid was obsessed with a creepy wooden box with mirrors in it and shiz.  I would not be psyched so...yeah, its definitely worth renting, because you might jump a couple of times and its very original.

 

I am disappointed with A Hunting in Connecticut 2.  I watched the cheesy preview and I have no desire to see it.  However, I did like A Haunting in Georgia when it aired on A Haunting and its unfortunate that they had to ruin the integrity of a perfectly good tale and make it really suck!  Boo!  Oh, and Comcast is charging $6.99 to watch this piece of garbage.  Really?

You can rent it for $3.99 on YouTube, but its not available on Amazon or Netflix as of yet. 

Paranormal Witness

Paranormal Witness on SyFy is freakin' terrifying. It blows A Haunting out of the water, the best paranormal show on tv right now, hands down! And let me tell ya, I loved and still love the shiz out of A Haunting, the show, not the movie...guess what...the next episode on Paranormal Witness will be the true Haunting in Connecticut Story. I'd like to see their spin on that junk...hummm...we shall have to stay tuned. I always watch it on demand, because I have a penchant for falling asleep on Wednesday before it comes on, crap, its crap! Sleep, I mean.

Watch the full episode here on SyFy rewind, creepy!

The lady in the box, seriously, I won't continue, because you have to watch it, ewwww, I had
nightmares all last night, I loved it!

You can watch it on Hulu, too, but this particular episode I discussed is not up yet.
It will be.
Hulu is just a little slower.

You can watch episodes here...as they become available.

Another thing, who is psyched that American Horror Story's new season will begin in October with two original cast members returning to play different characters.

You can check out trailers here.

Old mental hospitals scare the bejesus out of me, not new ones, I've visited those, not personally, though, like I have not been committed...I visited others...

Constance is a nun, but its not freakin' Constance, confusion abounds, or is it, we'll find out.
What is Tate, a patient, hummm, perhaps...