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Showing posts with label american horror story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label american horror story. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Oops! Please Forgive Me on Hump Day!
You guys must have been psyched last night when I told you that American Horror Story - Coven (Season 3) was beginning. I was incorrect in the assumption that yesterday was Wednesday, doh! Sorry guys, it starts tonight at 10 pm EST, 9 CST, yay! Again, I do not have FX for a couple of months, because yes, I am PO. Notice the "or" is missing. I can't afford them.
Well, enjoy American Horror Story this evening, Wednesday, October 9, 2013, guys! I'm jealous and I am quite sure I am a tahd today!
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Amy, Dark Mistress of the Blog (or something like that)
XOXO
Amy, Dark Mistress of the Blog (or something like that)
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
American Horror Story - Spoiler So Be Warned!
Seriously, could you believe when Tate, I mean Kit Walker got home and he had two wives, one in two different hues? I had a feeling everybody would hang out in perfect harmony for a while, but I figured it would be Kit Tate Walker who would do the killing, I mean two wives, two kids, that's alot for any man to handle, but he was digging it so, yeah. Jude becomes grandma, ok, I guess she owed some payback and got some joy out of it. I do so have a bit of a crush on Kit Tate Walker, or whatever his name is. Its the thick, fake Boston accent and reminds me of my youth.
Yeah so, Lana became a d*uche, surprise! I figured she would soften up when she saw the baby, but no, she turned that mo fo into a killah, psycho killah! She hated that boy. Ok, so I can't believe she didn't make good on her promise to take Briarcliff down, but like she said, "Things change. People change".
This season didn't exactly make me cream my pants, but it did have a good set of characters and it was cool that they used the same cast so we didn't miss them too much! I hated the dad last season. He sucked, but this season as Bloody Face, Jr., he's alright in my book!
Monday, September 17, 2012
Paranormal Witness
Paranormal Witness on SyFy is freakin' terrifying. It blows A Haunting out of the water, the best paranormal show on tv right now, hands down! And let me tell ya, I loved and still love the shiz out of A Haunting, the show, not the movie...guess what...the next episode on Paranormal Witness will be the true Haunting in Connecticut Story. I'd like to see their spin on that junk...hummm...we shall have to stay tuned. I always watch it on demand, because I have a penchant for falling asleep on Wednesday before it comes on, crap, its crap! Sleep, I mean.
The lady in the box, seriously, I won't continue, because you have to watch it, ewwww, I had
nightmares all last night, I loved it!
The lady in the box, seriously, I won't continue, because you have to watch it, ewwww, I had
nightmares all last night, I loved it!
You can watch it on Hulu, too, but this particular episode I discussed is not up yet.
It will be.
Hulu is just a little slower.
You can watch episodes here...as they become available.
Constance is a nun, but its not freakin' Constance, confusion abounds, or is it, we'll find out.
What is Tate, a patient, hummm, perhaps...
It will be.
Hulu is just a little slower.
You can watch episodes here...as they become available.
Another thing, who is psyched that American Horror Story's new season will begin in October with two original cast members returning to play different characters.
You can check out trailers here.
Old mental hospitals scare the bejesus out of me, not new ones, I've visited those, not personally, though, like I have not been committed...I visited others...
Constance is a nun, but its not freakin' Constance, confusion abounds, or is it, we'll find out.
What is Tate, a patient, hummm, perhaps...
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Violet's Dead! American Horror Story
Holy crap, I knew Violet was a goner. As soon as the truancy officer came to The Murder House and the good doctor answered the door, I knew she was dead. What I didn't know was that she was who was in the crawl space. Yuck, bot flies! Now she and Tate can be together forever. I wonder how Violet will feel about that once she finds out one of her twin siblings in her mother's womb is sired by him?
And, doesn't Constance have four children, or does she have five. Where is her other child(ren)? Do we think they shall be introduced. We can find out what's wrong with this kid. We have Beauregard (Beau), who lived in the attic like Chunk from Goonies, Addie, who benignly has Downs Syndrome, and Tate, who is clearly the worst child of all, because he Columbined the shiznit out of his school, and lit his stepfather on fire, hummmm, I wonder how the other kids are doing? I mean, we know they're dead. Its not the ginger twins, who the eff are they?
I am going to speculate right now that Tate has a twin, and I think its Beau. They are probably fraternal like Viv's little bundles of joy....Joy, not!!!! Or, he just has a twin that looks just like him, hummm.
And, doesn't Constance have four children, or does she have five. Where is her other child(ren)? Do we think they shall be introduced. We can find out what's wrong with this kid. We have Beauregard (Beau), who lived in the attic like Chunk from Goonies, Addie, who benignly has Downs Syndrome, and Tate, who is clearly the worst child of all, because he Columbined the shiznit out of his school, and lit his stepfather on fire, hummmm, I wonder how the other kids are doing? I mean, we know they're dead. Its not the ginger twins, who the eff are they?
I am going to speculate right now that Tate has a twin, and I think its Beau. They are probably fraternal like Viv's little bundles of joy....Joy, not!!!! Or, he just has a twin that looks just like him, hummm.
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
American Horror Story - Tonight @ 10 on FX!
Ok, so how many of us knew that it was Tate in the rubber suit? This just gets more effed up with every episode. He's in love with Violet, her mom is pregnant with his half dead twins, and the ultrasound technician fainted, and quit her job when she saw Vivien's ultrasound, hummmm....the rubber suit has been places. Oh Tate, what have you done!??? We will just have to see Constance's reaction to her foolish son's actions.
Who's aggravated that Hayden is stuck in the stupid house. She sucks. I'm also pretty confused about how Constance and Moira are now buddies with Vivien. Is it bullcrap, or do they genuinely want to help her along in her weird evil twin pregnancy? What side will Patrick and Chad take? Hummm, I'm betting on the obsessive decorator, Chad going one way, and his buff partner, Patrick to go the other. Remember, they wanted a baby, too. That seems to be the theme with most couples that live in that house.
Haha, Tate thinks Hayden is a skank, she totally is. He doesn't think Vivien is a skank, though. He banged his girlfriend's mom for procreation. Her husband is his psychiatrist.
Will Addie be back? I think not. How do we all feel about Chunk there up in the attic? Baby ruth, anyone?
Does anyone think at some point Vivien will get it on with the rather attractive security guard? It thought he died at the end of Boys in The Hood. I guess I was wrong. Ice Cube avenged his death for nothing!
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October 5, 2011
A therapist moves his wife and teenage daughter across the country to escape their troubled past.
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October 12, 2011
Vivien and Violet find themselves in a dangerous situation eerily similar to a past event. Ben goes back to Boston to fix a mistake.
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October 19, 2011
After putting the house back on the market, Vivien learns about its first residents. Ben's visitor causes him to further unravel. Constance and Moira's history is revealed.
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October 26, 2011
The line between the living and the dead blurs on Halloween. Two of the house's previous residents give the Harmons decorating advice.
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November 2, 2011
Halloween night concludes with Tate coming face to face with his past. Ben and Vivien are haunted by one of the house's newest guests.
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November 9, 2011
Constance enlists Violet's assistance with Tate. Ben helps a new patient confront his fears.
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November 16, 2011
Moira persuades a prospective buyer to make an offer. Constance and Larry work against her efforts. Vivien and Luke grow closer.
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November 23, 2011
The man in the rubber suit is revealed.
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Sunday, October 30, 2011
American Horror Story - Love It!
This show has every element of classic horror you could ever imagine...the obscure maid, the cheating husband, the nosy clepto neighbor, and the girl with downs syndrome who knows something you don't. Put it all together and you have a weird, modern classic...check it out sometime. Its on FX. I'm hooked!!!
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