American Horror Story - Spoiler So Be Warned!

Seriously, could you believe when Tate, I mean Kit Walker got home and he had two wives, one in two different hues?  I had a feeling everybody would hang out in perfect harmony for a while, but I figured it would be Kit Tate Walker who would do the killing, I mean two wives, two kids, that's alot for any man to handle, but he was digging it so, yeah.  Jude becomes grandma, ok, I guess she owed some payback and got some joy out of it.  I do so have a bit of a crush on Kit Tate Walker, or whatever his name is.  Its the thick, fake Boston accent and reminds me of my youth.

Yeah so, Lana became a d*uche, surprise!  I figured she would soften up when she saw the baby, but no, she turned that mo fo into a killah, psycho killah!  She hated that boy.  Ok, so I can't believe she didn't make good on her promise to take Briarcliff down, but like she said, "Things change.  People change". 

This season didn't exactly make me cream my pants, but it did have a good set of characters and it was cool that they used the same cast so we didn't miss them too much!  I hated the dad last season.  He sucked, but this season as Bloody Face, Jr., he's alright in my book!

Paranormal Witness

Paranormal Witness on SyFy is freakin' terrifying. It blows A Haunting out of the water, the best paranormal show on tv right now, hands down! And let me tell ya, I loved and still love the shiz out of A Haunting, the show, not the movie...guess what...the next episode on Paranormal Witness will be the true Haunting in Connecticut Story. I'd like to see their spin on that junk...hummm...we shall have to stay tuned. I always watch it on demand, because I have a penchant for falling asleep on Wednesday before it comes on, crap, its crap! Sleep, I mean.

Watch the full episode here on SyFy rewind, creepy!

The lady in the box, seriously, I won't continue, because you have to watch it, ewwww, I had
nightmares all last night, I loved it!

You can watch it on Hulu, too, but this particular episode I discussed is not up yet.
It will be.
Hulu is just a little slower.

You can watch episodes here...as they become available.

Another thing, who is psyched that American Horror Story's new season will begin in October with two original cast members returning to play different characters.

You can check out trailers here.

Old mental hospitals scare the bejesus out of me, not new ones, I've visited those, not personally, though, like I have not been committed...I visited others...

Constance is a nun, but its not freakin' Constance, confusion abounds, or is it, we'll find out.
What is Tate, a patient, hummm, perhaps...

Violet's Dead! American Horror Story

Holy crap, I knew Violet was a goner.  As soon as the truancy officer came to The Murder House and the good doctor answered the door, I knew she was dead.  What I didn't know was that she was who was in the crawl space.  Yuck, bot flies!  Now she and Tate can be together forever.  I wonder how Violet will feel about that once she finds out one of her twin siblings in her mother's womb is sired by him?

And, doesn't Constance have four children, or does she have five.  Where is her other child(ren)?  Do we think they shall be introduced.  We can find out what's wrong with this kid.  We have Beauregard (Beau), who lived in the attic like Chunk from Goonies, Addie, who benignly has Downs Syndrome, and Tate, who is clearly the worst child of all, because he Columbined the shiznit out of his school, and lit his stepfather on fire, hummmm, I wonder how the other kids are doing?  I mean, we know they're dead.  Its not the ginger twins, who the eff are they?

I am going to speculate right now that Tate has a twin, and I think its Beau.  They are probably fraternal like Viv's little bundles of joy....Joy, not!!!!  Or, he just has a twin that looks just like him, hummm.

American Horror Story - Love It!

This show has every element of classic horror you could ever imagine...the obscure maid, the cheating husband, the nosy clepto neighbor, and the girl with downs syndrome who knows something you don't. Put it all together and you have a weird, modern classic...check it out sometime. Its on FX. I'm hooked!!!