Wicked Horrible Things Terrifying Wishlist

I want lots of things.  I don't get lots of things, but I am going to tell you about the things that I want that are wicked horrible.  These are tangible goods.  I already have a things that bring misery to my life.  These horrible things would bring me tremendous joy during this dark, miserable holiday season.

1.  Tales From The Crypt Seasons 1-7 - I effing love this show.  This would give me something to do other than dwelling on misery and watching serial killer shows.  I would enjoy watching this in my comfy bed from the comfort of my bedroom where I don't have to talk to anyone or interact with any humans.

Someone recently referred to me as the same miserable gothic b*tch I was in high school.  He would be correct.  I sure as fuzuck am!

2.  This...I hate people and it conveniently glows in the dark so I don't have to get up or move.

3.  A Roku gives me further reason to sit in my room alone and not deal with other humans.  It also gives me something to fall asleep to when I am not paying attention.  Winter go away!  Welcome to seasonal depression, my oldest friend.

4.  I can read H.P. Lovecraft and pass out after 30 seconds.  I wouldn't enjoy it, because I would never get to read the end of the story.  Narcolepsy sucks.

5.  Flask tampons - I can hide my booze and plug it up all in one shot.  It will keep my drinks a warm 98 degrees in the New England frost.  My holiday egg nog will be complete and I won't really have to get up and move.  I can just watch my Roku and read H.P. Lovecraft.

6. This is a reflection of what I feel within to match my equally miserable outsides.

 

Sunday Night Horror - What to Watch?

I am withdrawing from cable, but I know its not worth the money so I am anxiously awaiting my new Roku and subscription to Netflix, which will happen about....next week (shortly). So, I might have to pay to watch AHS, but its a small price, really, seeing as its the only thing I watch on mainstream network television besides True Blood in the summer, which has really been sucking and has lost its appeal for me to pay hundreds to watch it yearly, yeah, so not worth it!

So, anyway, here are some choice from which I have to choose and you may wish to partake. Yeah, enjoy effers! You do have to make a log in to watch videos at BMovies.com, but its worth it and it takes about four seconds and is totally free. Embryo - a little retro science fiction for Sunday...

  

Rock Hudson is a brilliant scientist who has figured out a way of creating the perfect woman. 


Why Rock Hudson would want to create a chick at all is my question, seeing as he was exclusively same sex oriented? Hummm...well, it was 1976 and I don't think any of us knew that then minus those of us who have gaydar and said, told ya so!  Guess Science Fiction is truly fantasy land, haha!

   

Abby - Abby is a sweet and innocent minister's wife who believes in God and all things good. But when she becomes possessed by Eshu, the Nigerian god of sexuality, things get a little wild and her father in law, an exorcist has to be called in to drive the evil spirit away.  

Oh, this one looks like a friggen gem!

   

Beyond the Door (1974) - A young pregnant woman is starting to have a hell of a time with her pregnancy. As in, the devil has possessed her, impregnated her and making normal maternity mood swings, seem like a piece of cake.  

I hate it when that happens!