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Monday, December 9, 2013

Wicked Horrible Things Terrifying Wishlist

I want lots of things. I don't get lots of things, but I am going to tell you about the things that I want that are wicked horrible. These are tangible goods. I already have a things that bring misery to my life. These horrible things would bring me tremendous joy during this dark, miserable holiday season.

1. Tales From The Crypt Seasons 1-7 - I effing love this show. This would give me something to do other than dwelling on misery and watching serial killer shows. I would enjoy watching this in my comfy bed from the comfort of my bedroom where I don't have to talk to anyone or interact with any humans.

Someone recently referred to me as the same miserable gothic b*tch I was in high school. He would be correct. I sure as fuzuck am!

2. This...I hate people and it conveniently glows in the dark so I don't have to get up or move.

3. A Roku gives me further reason to sit in my room alone and not deal with other humans. It also gives me something to fall asleep to when I am not paying attention. Winter go away! Welcome to seasonal depression, my oldest friend.

4. I can read H.P. Lovecraft and pass out after 30 seconds. I wouldn't enjoy it, because I would never get to read the end of the story. Narcolepsy sucks.

5. Flask tampons - I can hide my booze and plug it up all in one shot. It will keep my drinks a warm 98 degrees in the New England frost. My holiday egg nog will be complete and I won't really have to get up and move. I can just watch my Roku and read H.P. Lovecraft.

6. This is a reflection of what I feel within to match my equally miserable outsides.

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Holiday Gifts for The Ultimate Horror Fan

I have always been difficult to shop for. If you are one of my gal pals, you know make-up, hair products, and clothes are always a good pick, but every single boyfriend or male friend I have had says to themselves, "She's really weird, what the hell do I get her?".

The answer to that is horror stuff. Aside from music and movies, if you are looking for something interesting for the ultimate horror fan on your shopping list, here are some fresh ideas.

Universal Monsters Action Figures

http://www.target.com/p/diamond-select-universal-monsters-select-frankenstein-action-figure/-/A-14846156#prodSlot=medium_1_5&term=universal+monsters+

These guys are under $25 and wicked awesome, of course!

You can purchase these at Target.com only, not in-store. They have the Creature from The Blue Lagoon, The Mummy, Dracula, and Frankenstein, of course.

Who doesn't hold the old and wise Hannibal Lecter near and dear to their hearts? Keep him with you all the time or better yet with your ultimate horror fan!

For under $15 at Toys 'R Us, this is pretty awesome!

http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4396025

Aside from owning a Bruce Campell doll, which is a good gift in itself, why not accompany him with an Evil Dead Henrietta doll??? Its under $20 and if you are going for an under $50, throwing in her and a Bruce doll is a wicked awesome idea!