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Showing posts with label hulu horror. Show all posts

Saturday, August 4, 2012

The Girl Next Door: Watch It Free Online!

The Girl Next Door (2007)


Two recently orphaned sisters are placed in the care of their mentally unstable Aunt Ruth. But Ruth’s depraved sense of discipline will soon lead to unspeakable acts of abuse and torture that will change their lives and the ones around them forever.



This movie is horrifying, sick, and twisted, but I could not turn away...



Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Free Hulu Horror - Watch Online!

Enough said...

Sam (Adam Taylor Gordon) is a young boy with big problems: He has bad dreams, he cuts himself, and he's just been released from a mental hospital. But when he and his recovering alcoholic father (Brian Wimmer) are forced to stay on a ranch owned by the mysterious Ben Zachary (Lance Henriksen of ALIENS), Sam's nightmares become all too real. On this placid land, the dead walk, evil is alive, and a terrifying prophecy may unleash the final apocalypse. As the suffering of the innocent takes root, will the taste of temptation lead Sam to the most shocking act of all? 

Darn, I thought that said Lars Frederiksen.  I was all excited.  I have a picture of Lars.  I snapped it as he was walking off stage drinking a bottle of water.  Lars...oh how I love thee...in a nonsexual way, though...I'd hit that on principle, though. 

 Troll's pretty good, and Troll 2 isn't bad either.  Just think Leprechaun, but a little more twisted, and not as obsessed with gold.  The Leprechaun didn't really mess with kids either, so I guess the Troll is just mean!  But hey, who said trolls were nice???

This handsome fellow is Robert Blake.  He plays the mystery man in Lost Highway.  He was accused of killing his estranged wife back in 2001.  He was tried and acquitted, but lost in the wrongful death suit in 2005.  So, we can say he looks like a murderer, but he isn't one in the eyes of the law.

He is a wrongful death tortfeasor!!!!

T O R T F E A S O R

TORTFEASOR -   A PERSON WHO COMMITS A "CIVIL WRONG", NOT NECESSARILY AN ILLEGAL ACT...

YOU EFFING TORTFEASOR!!!

Tortfeasor is a wicked good word, but a MALFEASOR IS WAY BETTER!  MALFEASORS COMMIT WRONGFUL ACTS, BUT THEIR WRONGFUL ACTS ARE, IN FACT, ILLEGAL.

YOU EFFING MALFEASOR!!!!

I always wanted to use both words in a sentence, and do every time I get a chance.  I know, I'm insane!  However, I am not a TORTFEASOR OR A MALFEASOR!
That's all I really got, guys.  I saw Lost Highway on Hulu, but there were only clips.  I am bummed.  I still don't get that movie, but I did enjoy watching the shiz out of it for like months once.  I like when that handsome creature of  a guy at the costume party with the vampire costume on tells Bill Pullman he's at his house right now and to call him.  Bill calls him and he answer's Bill's phone and they are not at Bill's house, classic!
 Bill Pullman is an underrated actor.  How many movies has Bill starred in, and he gets no play.  Who talks about what a super actor Bill is.  Why does Bill always look confused?  This is probably why!  Bill, we salute you!  I would not hit that on principal, even, though. 

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Watch UnHoly on Hulu for Free!

Now, when I want to be scared, I think insanity, government, and Nazi scientific experiments, especially with the mind, ewwwwww, yup, watch Unholy!



Basements are scary, too, especially when you wake up and you are not sure what happened when you wake up strapped to a chair in one listening to classical music.  I also don't like when creepy juckets know my name and tell me things they should not know, yeah, enjoy!


Not to be confused with THE UNHOLY, which you can also watch for free on Hulu.  That movie is eighties and terrifying!  Religion scares me, especially when a succubus tries to do bad things to a priest in a church.  If you tie that in with demons and devil worship, yeah, its scary.


Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Return of the Living Dead

Filmed in 1985, this is my favorite zombie movie!  A band of 80's New Wave, Punks, and Rudie kids stumble onto some trouble.  You see, they are waiting for their friend to get off work at a supply company, where there is an Army zombie gas spill.  The men who work for Uneeda Supply Company (a medical supply company with lots of dead things warehoused within) try to take care of the problem at the local crematorium, where Uneeda's owner knows Ernie, a friend of 25 years, who he asks for a favor.  They should have left it alone!



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