The 8 Most Charismatic Horror Villains

Who do we love to hate the most?  I have compiled a list of some of my favorite horror villains that I might want to hang out with for the day and enjoy their presence and company as long as they promise to not slaughter me.  I'm not innocent so it wouldn't be much fun, anyway.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's my favorite villain of them all?

1.  Hannibal Lecter - He's a classy, intelligent and sarcastic doctor who always has a smart comment and always makes interesting conversation.  He analyzes you and as long as you are polite and you aren't an a-hole, he won't use it against you.  He's your friendly neighborhood psychopath.

2.  Freddy Kreuger - He's a child killer, can kill you in your dreams, and has a horribly burned face, but at least while he is stabbing you with his finger knives, he will have a sarcastic and entertaining comment to send you on your way.

3.  Leprechaun - As long as you don't get in the way of his gold, its all good.  He's little and although his dental hygiene could be better, he takes pride in his Irish heritage and keeps his little tree-house under the ground nice and dank and dreary.  All he really wants is to procreate with a young, beautiful Irish bride so he can have the Leprechaun family he has always wanted.  A simple request, he wants his gold, don't touch his effing gold!

4.  Dracula - He's rich, sophisticated, well-dressed and a hopeless romantic.  He might want to drain you of all your blood and make you walk the Earth for all eternity, a lifeless corpse who needs to suck the blood of the living for sustenance, but if you are his girl, you get to live in a castle and will get showered with love, devotion, and complements.  He's great with animals.  As a matter of fact, he can turn into a wolf or a bat.  Why not a shark?  Why hasn't he thought of that.  He's still awesome!

5.  Lestadt - Lestadt has been a rock star, an independently wealthy traveler, and he just wants to give you the choice he never had.  He's a bit of a snob, but he's got style and always has neatly groomed hair and a super attractive outfit.  I bet he's great in bed.  He might want to drink all your blood and he might be a little pale and have spider veins on his face, but he's got pearly white fangs and bucks in bank!  He's also the co-parent of a lovely little blonde and his platonic life-partner with whom he shares a rocky past, Louie, yup, a real lady killer!

6 & 7.  Chucky & Tiffany - They are like the doll sized Mickey and Mallory, or perhaps Sid and Nancy, well, maybe the two couples spliced.  They love each other, they fight, they break up, they make up.  So what if they are homicidal maniacs and use children to craft the doom of others?  Chucky's will to live is stronger than the grave and Tiffany made a prissy little doll have style!

8. Mason Verger (Hannibal) - You don't like him, because he is a deviant and he would not be a favorite in a local prison, but in the world of fictional horror characters, who else has peeled off their own face and had Hannibal Lecter feed it to their dogs.  Even Hannibal Lecter found him to be a deplorable and disgusting human being.  Hannibal shared a popper with him, but was it really a popper?  Now, he is at the mercy of Dr. Cordel and got fed to the pigs.  Goodbye, Mason.  Goodbye forever.

10 Best Serial Killer Movies of All Time!

You all know of my fascination and love of serial killer flicks. I don't know that I actually love serial killers, because they are not very nice, well, except for Jeffy, you know, Jeffy Dahmer, he seemed like a stand up guy when you disregard all the dead lovers' parts hanging out in his house and that he sometimes feasted on them and if you leave out Mr. Gacy's rapey ways, he was probably ok, too, but yeah, love, a strong word, anyway, on to my top 10 list of the most killer serial movies of all time!

1. Silence of the Lambs - For obvious reasons and for Dr. Hannibal Lecter's charming and mischievous ways, I give this 1991 "killer" serial killer flick, number one. Also, I will say that Buffalo Bill, played by Ted Levine is near and dear to my heart and the hearts of many, Preciousssssssss!!!!! Say, are you  about a size 14?

 

2. American Psycho - Christian Bale does a hack up, I mean bang up job of playing the world's most original serial killer, well, for a movie anyway, in American Psycho, where he plays yuppy serial Killer, Patrick Bateman, who exfoliates before he goes to work and if handy with an axe, what a guy!

3. Natural Born Killers - Mickey and Mallory Knox hold a place in my heart no other serial killing murderer couple can fill, not even that of greaser slash literal 50's, leather jacket white tee shirt clad Charlie Starkweather and his little kitten, Caril Fugate. Mickey and Mallory are two star-crossed lovers with a murderous streak in them, cross country, might I add. I also am impressed with the sick characters in this flick played by Robert Downy Jr., whom I adore as well as Detective Scagnetti, played by none other than Mr. Tom Sizemore. Don't forget the first and only serial killer flick in which Rodney Dangerfield was featured as "dad". He didn't last long, though, but he did a cut up job!

4. Hannibal - I can't put Hannibal in slot number two, because there are flicks that definitely win over this flick, but the Ray Liotta scene in which he depicts do*cheb*g, Paul Krendler having his brains eaten out and sautes while its still attached, well mostly, to his head, I can't leave that out of the list. I also have to give props to my favorite actor, of course, who also appears next on the list, Gary Oldman, who portrays the faceless kid f'er, Mason Verger. I love that Verger has a b*tch. Yeah, I'm referring to poor Dr. Cordell, who just gets referred to as Cordell and follows the orders of a faceless invalid all day long!

5. Bram Stoker's Dracula - Most would not consider Dracula to be a serial killer, but eff if I don't call a man who's hundreds or even thousands of years old, who lives in a cold stone castle and feasts off the living a serial killer. To call him a cannibal might be going too far, but hey, he's rich, romantic, and charming, and so what if he drains the blood of the living for sustenance, he's a catch in my book!

6. Seven - I want to make out with Kevin Spacey in Seven. He is such a sick f**k of a serial killer in this movie! The fact that he packages up Gwenyth's head, who plays Brad Pitt's wife in the 90's flick's wife, gives some thumbs of mine up, precisely two of them, that's all I got!

7. From Hell - Jack the Ripper was a twisted mo fo in his day. Johnny Depp plays one hell of a junkie cop, who's hobbies include chasing the dragon, trying to win the heart of a hooker with a heart of gold, the portrayed by Heather Graham, Mary, and also trying to catch Jack the Ripper. He also enjoys Opium, did I mention that? I have to say that Sir Ian Holm, aka the guy with the black eyes, Sir William Gill, scares the crap out of me! I also have a large crush on a ginger, the coach driver, Netley, portrayed by Jason Flemyng. I want to stick my tongue between the gaps in his black teeth.

 

8. Hannibal Rising - How much do you want to have intercourse with young Hannibal, even if you are a straight man. He's noble, he's romantic, and so what if he kills all of his adversaries. They were rude to his aunt slash girlfriend and they ate his little sister, a-holes! Hannibal is just doing what any good brother slash nephew slash boyfriend would do for his sister and aunt. How dare you be a meat cutter who comments on what way Hannibal's aunt slash girlfriend's vee jay faces!

9. The Devil's rejects - I think they might be inbred and their father is a clown. Their mother is an ex-prostitute, and they live in a creepy shack in the woods. All I have to say is Chinese, Japanese, look at these!!! Oh Baby, you are my hero! Although, I think Mother Firefly might be my hero. The first mother firefly was portrayed by Karen Black in House of 1,000 Corpses, this was my only disappointment, where this dark flick is concerned, who kinda looks like Stiffler's mother with that blonde wig on.

10. Psycho - Anthony Hopkins portrays the best serial killer ever, because we are not sure if Norman Bates actually knows what he is doing when he kills those little slags who don't meet up with mommy's expectations. What can I say, a boy's best friend is his mother! This flick was even good enough to be followed up with a sequel and a TV series, which I faithfully watch, more than 30 years later!

Ted Levine Hopes Richard Ramirez is in Hell!!!

Wow, the New York Post posted a quote, one of the last quotes from the last and final phone interview with Richard Ramirez, who recently died.  Richard loves Buffalo Bill just as much as I do.  Me and Richard have a few things in common, I guess.  I'm not dead, though.  I'm also not married to someone who is not in jail.  I have dated a few guys who lived in jail, though, far too many.

Richard said, “That guy on the show ‘Monk,’ I really liked him in ‘Silence of the Lambs.".  “That scene where he says, ‘It rubs the lotion on its skin,’ I really like.’’.

Ted Levine told The Post, “F--k him. I hope he’s in hell. That’s all I have to say about Richard Ramirez.”

Wow, he scares the crap outta me.  He has black eyes and his soul does not shine through them, because I think someone ate it.

Alright, so this guy got married years ago, what is my major malfunction.  Maybe I'm not screwed up enough.  I guess being a serial killer, you get a few points for being interesting, hummm????

True Blood Season 6 & Canceling of Hannibal?

True Blood has won me back this season.  Let me just say even if Warlow was a vampire who wanted to suck my fairy life force out, I'd hit it!  I think Jason Stackhouse wants to secretly hit it, too.  I don't blame him at all!

More like f**k on, or die!

 

 

I think I just died and went to heaven.

I also need to note that I like Lafayette's new make-up artist or current and improved.  His new lashes and liquid liner certainly do bring out his eyes and give him a lovely femme flair.  I wear my make-up the same way, but I don't have falsies.  I just use mascara.  Well pulled off by a straight man, but in real life Nelson Ellis is pretty stylin', so its not a far cry.  Style is style, blam, lol!

Also, just note, apparently Hannibal...the show won't be returning.  I shed no tears.  I watched it twice and couldn't barely even get through that.  It was dumb, boring, and the portrayal of Hannibal sucked b*lls.  I did not find him charming or fun like the Anthony Hopkins portrayal in the movie Hannibal or Silence of the Lambs or Red Dragon or the portayal in Hannibal Rising by Gaspard Ulliel.

Also, though, I would like to note that Lawrence Fishburne was the only redeeming factor in that show, in which he portrayed Jack Crawford.  Well done, sorry about having to be the only good character on a stupid show, Larry.