Evil Dead Remake

Okay, three things...

1.  Where the hell was Ash?
2.  WTF, Ash, where was he?
3.  Where was freaking Ash???

The gore was phenomenal, but they didn't use any of the characters correctly, they made it way too realistic and much less horror comedy than it should have been...oh and wait,

WHERE THE HELL WAS ASH AGAIN???

Last time I checked Ash did not have ovaries and uterus and his name was not friggen Mia.  Really?  Where was Ash.  I did not like them messing with the characters.  The thing in the basement, however, I liked evil Mia.  She was groovy.

It wasn't Evil Dead, though.  There was no Ash...that is all.

THE END...

Evil Dead Remake - Excitement Abounds!

How psyched is everyone for the remake of Evil Dead?  Yay!  I will sure miss the old lady in the basement.  She must have gotten a lifestyle lift, because she looks much younger! Anyway, watch the trailer.  You can compare it to the original Evil Dead (1983) clip below it!  Oh, and congratulations on the botox and juviderm, evil demon zombie lady in the basement who is chained up with blood coming out of her mouth and glazed over cataract eyes.  Maybe she should have spent that on a haircut and some lasik.  

And, of course, in The Evil Dead Family, Evil Dead II:Dead by Dawn & Army of Darkness, which I have put the trailers of on this blog below for your viewing pleasure!!!