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Showing posts with label evil children. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Horror's Best Evil Children

Nothing is more horrible than a child who kills people or is rotten to the core evil.  Horror movies facilitate this idea in their plots and characters from time to time and we enjoy it to the fullest.  Here is a top five list of the most evil little bastards in horror cinema. 


1.  Damien Thorn - The Omen - Little Damien Thorn or as most of the world likes to call him, The Antichrist, doesn't say or do much in the first installment of The Omen, but his presence, childlike smile, and big blue eyes say it all while his mom is falling off the banister and while his nanny is committing suicide atop his family's large mansion.  He and Mrs. Baylock scared the bejesus out of me with their nonverbal cues.  I actually find the 2007 remake's little Irish kid to be much scarier than the original with Mrs. Baylock, who is played by Mia Farrow feeding him toast and stuff.  Mia does a bang-up job and they play well off each other.


2.  Esther Coleman - The Orphan - Of course, we know Esther isn't really a child, but eternally, she looks like one.  She's creepy and absolutely psycho and of course kills people when she doesn't get what she wants.  Its lovely that she has a deaf little sister in her adopted family.  You know something is not right when she's all perfect and well behaved and is dressed like a Victorian Orphan in Modern Day American. 


3.  Grace - Grace - Grace is a bloodsucking living dead newborn baby.  She was willed back to death by her mother after she gives birth at a birthing center prematurely in a super birthing bathtub with her mother's midwife.  The baby dies and the two women are overcome with sadness.  The mother won't let her go and feeds her from her bosom and the baby comes back to life only to find out that blood sustains this little blood sucking vampire.  The true horror of Grace is that she ages and isn't really a vampire and she grows more and more hungry the older she gets.


4. Henry Evans - The Good Son - MacCaulay Caulkin plays a super little bastard in The Good Son as Elijah Wood's (Mark) friendly-at-first cousin who enjoys killing and taunting people, especially family members.  If I let ya go, do ya think you could fly? MacCaulay is an excellent actor and was so at a very early age.  He could be cute and scary at the same time.  What an adorable little sociopath!


5.  Samara - The Ring - I swear to all that is good and holy that I went out on a date to go see this movie when it first came out and my ex and I slept with the lights on, because we were afraid Samara was going to come out of the darkness and twist our faces in selfies, not that people really had smartphones back then, but yeah, ok, not selfies...pictures taken with newfangled digital cameras.  So, yeah, good villain, she's evil and she even looks evil, really weird flick.  When she comes out of the TV, I can't take it, gross!

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Obscure Seventies Horror of Late!

There were two movies I had been looking for for years, and I found them online via horror forums and blogs last night, pretty sweet!

So, here is the rundown on both of them.  I had very vague memories on both, so if you are looking for something, don't give up, somebody else is looking for the exact same thing and will post or blog something you are thinking of, because your horror movie preferences are not unique, woo hoo!

I am not sure why, but I had these two flicks fused together in my mind, and they really are nothing alike.  I must have watched them when I was in kindergarten or before, I believe in the same day.




Cathy's Curse -  This flick is a Canadian weird low-budget B horror flick.  I hear mixed reviews, but I dug it.  It scared the bejesus out of me as a child.  Its about Cathy, a little girl, who finds a doll in the attic of her father's childhood home, which he moves back into with his manic depressive wife and Cathy, his only daughter.  His sister and father died in a car crash, in which they were incinerated after his mom takes off with him.  Creeeeepy!

Merry Christmas, watch the whole thing here!



Who Ever Slew Auntie Roo - A creepy rendition of Hansel and Gretel very well done.  I particularly remembered Shelly Winters and her terrifying orange hair.  Holy crap, if that is a wig, I'd go bald.  Anyway Mrs. Forest, who is played by Shelly Winters keeps her dead daughter's remains in a box in a hidden room.  She hangs out with the corpse, sings to it, and finally finds a little girl who resembles her dead daughter, and yeah, the beat goes on.  I dug it.  Shelly's costumes were great!  She's an old washed up Vaudeville girl, skeeery, performing to orphans in her home on Christmas in full costume, ewwww!




You can watch it in pieces on Youtube.  I could find it nowhere else!  Ehhhh...well, its something if you miss it!  Unfortunately, I can't embed it. 
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