This is so gross. I want to adopt this guy so he can be my grandfather. I will give him biore and pore treatments as well as apricot scrub-downs on a daily basis.
A special thanks to Popthatzit.com for introducting me to this wonderful video!
Showing posts with label surgery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label surgery. Show all posts
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Beautiful Senile Comedones (Huge Dark Brown Blackheads)!!!
This is so gross. I want to adopt this guy so he can be my grandfather. I will give him biore and pore treatments as well as apricot scrub-downs on a daily basis.
A special thanks to Popthatzit.com for introducting me to this wonderful video!
Saturday, March 17, 2012
Live Appendectomy, Yum!
Last Saturday I spent the morning having my appendix removed. Yeah, looking for something to do on a Friday night, break your appendix and then film it. I was supposed to go out and have fun, but that was not to be. My belly button and abdomen was violated with cool metal surgical instruments. :(
Scars are sexy, right? I have like three of them. They are all so little that you won't notice them next month, though. Oh well, I always thought scars were sexy, but not surgical ones.
Mmmm, why was I not awake for this thing. I mean, being knocked out is nice and all, and the hospital is like a vacation with lots of morphine dreams, but yeah....I made lots of morphine and delaudid induced phone calls and texts of love to everyone I know, some at 3 am while I was waiting for surgery. I hope nobody is offended or feels too loved.
I asked if I could see it when I woke up, but that was a negative. I do have a photograph, which I will have to scan later. Fat inside the body is yellow and very unattractive. It looks like the end of a cheap slab of meat, yum!
I missed an effing date for this, damn...I thought scars were sexy. Well, at least I got something inside me that morning. In fact, a whole surgical team was deep inside me.
Scars are sexy, right? I have like three of them. They are all so little that you won't notice them next month, though. Oh well, I always thought scars were sexy, but not surgical ones.
Mmmm, why was I not awake for this thing. I mean, being knocked out is nice and all, and the hospital is like a vacation with lots of morphine dreams, but yeah....I made lots of morphine and delaudid induced phone calls and texts of love to everyone I know, some at 3 am while I was waiting for surgery. I hope nobody is offended or feels too loved.
I asked if I could see it when I woke up, but that was a negative. I do have a photograph, which I will have to scan later. Fat inside the body is yellow and very unattractive. It looks like the end of a cheap slab of meat, yum!
I missed an effing date for this, damn...I thought scars were sexy. Well, at least I got something inside me that morning. In fact, a whole surgical team was deep inside me.
I won't say what that little appendix thing looks like!
It also sort of looks like an aborted chicken.
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